why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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