- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Black people.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*