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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

hers a joke... japanese people

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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