How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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