- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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