- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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