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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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