- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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