What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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