a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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