- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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