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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Connor is homo

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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