How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Face...tastes like chicken!

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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