POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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