What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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haha

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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