- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

women rights

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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