Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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