- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A jew enters a mall.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok