- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Your girlfriend.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

I walk into a bar...

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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