- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

poopoo

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Women's rights

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??