whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -9

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I'm so punny.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

first

thumb_up thumb_down -11

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops