- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Women's Rights

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

whats black? the colour

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

^ That's not even funny ^

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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