- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Women's Rights

whats black? the colour

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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