- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what is orange? an orange

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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