- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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