- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

What's city is in New York New York City

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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