Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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