What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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