- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

rent a cops

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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