- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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