Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

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