You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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