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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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