- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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