What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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seek beauty

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George W. Bush

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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