- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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