Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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