Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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