- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.