- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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