If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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