Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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