what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Cripples are lame.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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People...

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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