Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Dumbledore dies.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A hill billy went fishing

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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