Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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I am a women

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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