Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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