2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Immigration Laws

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Anti Joke

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