- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What's your guys names?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

oh hey.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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