Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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THe Election

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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