A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

homosexual

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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