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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Yo mama so fat.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

once upon a time, it snowed

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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