- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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