- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why can't february march Because april may

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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