- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

I am a women

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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