Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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