- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

whats polish and black a polish black person

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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