- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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