No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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