What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I have an idea! You leave.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

men's rights activists

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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