Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

2 black kids walk into school

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A French man gets into a fight

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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