- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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