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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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