How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats hairy and crys your mom

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

The cream, it is coming

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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