- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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