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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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