- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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