A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Trump will make America great again.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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