You know what's a joke? Something Funny

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

whats hairy and crys your mom

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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