Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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women's rights

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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