- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock Knock. Come in.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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