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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Black people

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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andrew wagner

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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y u no like me joke?

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Yo mama's fat.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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