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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

willam dafoe

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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