A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Tim likes girls

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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The WNBA

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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